i wholeheartedly agree with elaine that muffin tops are the best part of a muffin, but this is one muffin top that i don't want any part of.today, a few friends and i were at one of our favorite watering holes, enjoying a few cold beverages, trying to watch the nfl playoffs...and i say trying because we all kept being distracted by the grand display of muffin top that was hanging out the backside of this lovely lady's jeans.
as we, a group of girls & boys, squirmed and felt self conscious for her, she seemed at ease and completely comfortable... who knows? maybe she liked the cool breeze to her backside. after all, it was pretty warm in there.
i thought perhaps she did this to lure in the men, a sort of mating ritual similar to ruffling her feathers or something... when i asked the boys if it was attractive, the look on each of their faces was enough to say that this is one baked good they would never sample. it was also enough for me to swear off baby tee's for the rest of my life.
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